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anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

"I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls."


if i lay here

if i just lay here

would you lie with me and marathon the extended edition lord of the rings trilogy


Miley’s speech before singing Wrecking Ball

My. Fucking. Hero.

  • how my mother works

  • me:

    mom i got all A's

  • mom:

  • me:

    mom i cleaned the whole house

  • mom:

  • me:

    mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant

  • mom:

  • mom:

    is this your cup on the table?

  • me:


  • mom:

    you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight


GIRLS — if you hit, slap, belittle, kick, punch, choke, throw things at, or control your boyfriends, you are the abuser. You are not a “strong woman”, “empowered”, or anything similar. You are hurting him. Even if his muscles are strong enough to take it, a hit or slap from someone you love is an emotional blow.

Written by a girl who’d never hit a guy.